How To Contact Me

There are certain rules that must be followed if you wish to e-mail me. First of all, you must make the e-mail subject 'To Evan' so that I know it's not spam. If 'To Evan' isn't the subject then I simply won't even open the e-mail.

Secondly, I will never, ever respond to mindless hate mail, and there is no way to provoke me enough to break that rule, so don't even try.

Additionally, I will never open an e-mail with either an image or an attachment enclosed.

I will not answer questions about which group I'll review next; think of it as a way to preserve the element of surprise.

So if you adhere to these rules and still wish to contact me, my e-mail address is I look forward to hearing from you.